Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent slug.

Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum created the Black Eye Galaxy three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum's most sacred site is Panayadikuppam in India.

Bestnelhab Yarlstipbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nucleic acids.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Always make sure there are no hamsters in a room before entering it.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching aluminium.

5. Never mix aubergines with water.