Bumyattgup is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, stupid wyrm.

Bumyattgup created a bottom quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bumyattgup, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Bumyattgup, he will come to you in dreams.

Bumyattgup's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Bumyattgup's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if four birds approach from the north.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Never talk about photosynthesis.

4. Never jump in the presence of hamsters.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate horses.