Benbogbutloop is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, unselfish penguin.

Benbogbutloop created the Sunflower Galaxy six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Benbogbutloop, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Benbogbutloop, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Benbogbutloop's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Benbogbutloop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never handle titanium while unclean.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Never talk about optics.

5. You must never eat carrots.