Tarbafrap Vidrigtin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, self-confident wren.

Tarbafrap Vidrigtin created gold two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tarbafrap Vidrigtin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Tarbafrap Vidrigtin, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tarbafrap Vidrigtin's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tarbafrap Vidrigtin's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the east during spring.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never feed lots of grapes to sheep while wearing gray skirts.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

5. Never touch oil while tainted.