Panfomlig is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, awesome snake.

Panfomlig created dark energy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panfomlig, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Panfomlig, he will turn you into a rock.

Panfomlig's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Panfomlig's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Panfomlig.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Do not drink alcohol.