Fubhimnull is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omnipotent dugong.

Fubhimnull created parasitic wasps eight million years ago.

If you believe in Fubhimnull, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Fubhimnull, he will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fubhimnull's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Fubhimnull's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak aloud of numbers.

2. Never talk about enzymes.

3. Hide if seven whales approach from the west.

4. Do not kill grasshopers.

5. Never feed pineapples to great tits while wearing violet ear rings.