Dinceddum is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, boastful sheep.

Dinceddum created a charm quark three million years ago.

If you believe in Dinceddum, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dinceddum, it will not care at all.

Dinceddum's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Dinceddum's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four lead sculptures of Dinceddum on top of important buildings.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching carbon.

3. Do not hurt pigs.

4. Do not drink water in gray rooms.

5. Worship no other gods but Dinceddum.