Latlargsangebrowvag is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, two-faced crane.

Latlargsangebrowvag created matter twelve years ago.

If you believe in Latlargsangebrowvag, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Latlargsangebrowvag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Latlargsangebrowvag's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Latlargsangebrowvag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick foxes.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never cross rivers at dusk.

4. Do not utter prayers while touching tin.

5. Do not make images of living things.