Popcadtin is a god.

It takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, emotional manatee.

Popcadtin created gold eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Popcadtin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Popcadtin, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Popcadtin's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Popcadtin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not speak of the weak nuclear force near sacred fires.

2. Never prepare oranges during winter.

3. Never eat corn.

4. Never hop in the presence of manatees.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.