Lagquillort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, slow toad.

Lagquillort created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Lagquillort, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Lagquillort, he will refuse to believe in you.

Lagquillort's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Lagquillort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep nine pigs in a large pit.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.

4. Always act with purity.

5. Never sit in the presence of horses.