Fotbogrigvog is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, duplicitous grasshopper.

Fotbogrigvog created oxygen four million years ago.

If you believe in Fotbogrigvog, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Fotbogrigvog, he will have a low opinion of you.

Fotbogrigvog's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fotbogrigvog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place in gray.

2. Never talk about monkeys.

3. Do not name children after great tits.

4. Do not run in public.

5. Do not prepare beans while filled with envy.