Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, generous pig.

Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip created light five billion years ago.

If you believe in Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip, she will turn you into a hamster.

Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Jigrennull Farrowlarg Listhudjip's Holy Commandments

1. Never pray while filled with fear.

2. Do not study enzymes on holy days.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from stone.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.