Nuttdudtab is a god.

It takes the form of a slender, all-knowing seal.

Nuttdudtab created water eight million years ago.

If you believe in Nuttdudtab, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Nuttdudtab, it will be very sad.

Nuttdudtab's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nuttdudtab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Run away if seven tortoises approach from the east.

3. Do not drink water in green rooms.

4. You must pray to Nuttdudtab four times a day.

5. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.