Gadcemfit is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, compassionate capybara.

Gadcemfit created the Andromeda Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gadcemfit, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Gadcemfit, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Gadcemfit's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Gadcemfit's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never gather nine porpoises in one place.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a giant blue sculpture of Gadcemfit in the centre of the settlement.