Madquamdit is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, effective yak.

Madquamdit created the planet Venus four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madquamdit, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Madquamdit, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Madquamdit's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Madquamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not record signs concerning asteroids.

4. Always help squirrels in need.

5. Do not wear kilts marked with black.