Bossvintit is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, emotional fairy.

Bossvintit created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Bossvintit, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Bossvintit, he will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bossvintit's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Bossvintit's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into fawn rooms.

2. Do not speak of optics near sacred fires.

3. Do not wear rings marked with brown.

4. Never think about gravity near squirrels while wearing turquoise tights and balancing four silicon spheres on your face.

5. Never think ill of sick foxes.