Fitstragmon is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, flying bee.

Fitstragmon created the planet Earth seven million years ago.

If you believe in Fitstragmon, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Fitstragmon, she will turn you into a snail.

Fitstragmon's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Fitstragmon's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Never talk about tapirs.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Never allow manatees to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Never eat lemons on fasting days.