Tailhin is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, moody yak.

Tailhin created the Milkyway four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailhin, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tailhin, she will turn you into a puffin.

Tailhin's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Tailhin's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick sharks.

2. Do not study chlorophyll on holy days.

3. Never tolerate whispers in holy places.

4. Do not fashion tools from lead.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.