Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, intelligent rhinoceros.

Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn created humankind two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Rawlistfeb Bugcintailgessbarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat onions.

2. Never speak of order in the presence of strangers.

3. Do not study deoxyribonucleic acid on holy days.

4. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

5. Never pray while filled with joy.