Gigbogbess is a god.

He takes the form of a very thin, almighty butterfly.

Gigbogbess created the planet Jupiter eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gigbogbess, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Gigbogbess, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Gigbogbess' most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Gigbogbess' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Never tolerate songs in holy places.

3. Worship no other gods but Gigbogbess.

4. Always act with obedience when addressing elders.

5. Do not dye your hair gray.