Largsogcid is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, egotistical pig.

Largsogcid created energy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Largsogcid, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Largsogcid, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Largsogcid's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Largsogcid's Holy Commandments

1. Always count to seven before sleeping.

2. Never touch ash while blessed.

3. Never play with disobedient children.

4. Pray only in darkness.

5. Do not place garlic upon stone.