Milbetnab is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, slow ferret.

Milbetnab created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Milbetnab, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Milbetnab, she will turn you into a sparrow.

Milbetnab's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Milbetnab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

3. Never stain your face with cyan.

4. Never discuss eukaryotes in public assemblies.

5. Do not utter prayers while touching iron.