Yimgudcid is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, ruthless snail.

Yimgudcid created oxygen five billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimgudcid, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Yimgudcid, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Yimgudcid's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Yimgudcid's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry mites.

2. Never chant in the presence of tortoises.

3. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not eat carrots.