Kinstanvag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, vain gnu.

Kinstanvag created the Virgo Supercluster eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Kinstanvag, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Kinstanvag, it will turn you into a giant slug.

Kinstanvag's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Kinstanvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about archaea.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Always make sure there are no dolphins in a room before entering it.

4. Always look after injured capybaras.

5. Always stare at clouds.