Loopfagrull is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, pitiless faun.

Loopfagrull created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Loopfagrull, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Loopfagrull, he will turn you into a duck.

Loopfagrull's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Loopfagrull's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about the strong nuclear force.

2. Never adorn your back with magenta markings.

3. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never hurt gulls.

5. Do not chop down trees.