Bonkyattwat is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, vain troll.

Bonkyattwat created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonkyattwat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonkyattwat, he will turn you into a slug.

Bonkyattwat's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Bonkyattwat's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never wear ear rings.

3. Never think ill of sick ducks.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Sheep are not to be trusted.