Lakcitquill is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, bad-tempered bear.

Lakcitquill created the Tadpole Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Lakcitquill, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Lakcitquill, she will not care.

Lakcitquill's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Lakcitquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Do not speak about nuts.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Never mix aubergines with ash.

5. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.