Camsugmil is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, thoughtless jellyfish.

Camsugmil created the Large Magellanic Cloud three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Camsugmil, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Camsugmil, she will turn you into a puffin.

Camsugmil's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Camsugmil's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large nickel sculpture of Camsugmil on top of all buildings.

2. Do not speak of electromagnetism near sacred fires.

3. Do not trade with those who eat coconuts.

4. Do not contemplate the weak nuclear force during the night.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Camsugmil.