Yaktitfag is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, self-assured fly.

Yaktitfag created viruses three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yaktitfag, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Yaktitfag, she will be mildly annoyed.

Yaktitfag's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Yaktitfag's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair violet.

2. You must pray to Yaktitfag five times a day.

3. Never think about dark energy.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching titanium.

5. Always keep your back turned to the north at sunset.