Bugyikspag is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, awe-inspiring rat.

Bugyikspag created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugyikspag, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Bugyikspag, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Bugyikspag's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Bugyikspag's Holy Commandments

1. Never cross crossroads at midday.

2. Always treat moths with great respect.

3. Never speak at midnight.

4. Never hurt rats.

5. Do not stand on grass.