Sugwiglig Pitflatzog is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, passionate sheep.

Sugwiglig Pitflatzog created light nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sugwiglig Pitflatzog, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Sugwiglig Pitflatzog, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Sugwiglig Pitflatzog's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Sugwiglig Pitflatzog's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow sharks to sleep beneath your roof.

2. Put Sugwiglig Pitflatzog first in all things.

3. Never record signs.

4. Do not consume wheat at dawn.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.