Wapkadmismadrakhun is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, witless rat.

Wapkadmismadrakhun created the Andromeda Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wapkadmismadrakhun, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Wapkadmismadrakhun, she will turn you into a worm.

Wapkadmismadrakhun's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Wapkadmismadrakhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never bounce near sharks.

2. Never prepare coconuts during autumn.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Always make sure there are no frogs in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat green fruit.