Weesabtan is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, boastful giraffe.

Weesabtan created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Weesabtan, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weesabtan, she will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Weesabtan's most sacred site is Evol in France.

Weesabtan's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not kill ducks.

3. Always help seals.

4. Do not trade with those who eat nuts.

5. Hide if nine squirrels approach from the north.