Rakcebven is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, sapient pig.

Rakcebven created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rakcebven, it will be happy.

If you do not believe in Rakcebven, it will turn you into a goat.

Rakcebven's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Rakcebven's Holy Commandments

1. Always help bats.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near manatees while wearing mauve coats and balancing three platinum spheres on your neck.

3. Never talk about moons.

4. Do not travel during summer.

5. Do not consume gooseberries at dawn.