Cinhigmis is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, generous chinchilla.

Cinhigmis created energy five million years ago.

If you believe in Cinhigmis, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cinhigmis, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Cinhigmis' most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Cinhigmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not step barefoot upon yellow earth.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Show mercy to disobedient children.

4. Never write about photosynthesis.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Cinhigmis on top of all buildings.