Hogmutvid is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, able scorpion.

Hogmutvid created the universe three billion years ago.

If you believe in Hogmutvid, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Hogmutvid, it will come to you in dreams.

Hogmutvid's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Hogmutvid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn eight new languages a year.

2. Do not trade with those who eat melons.

3. Never carve symbols of asteroids into wood.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Always pray immersed in water.