Fomzodlin is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, awe-inspiring meerkat.

Fomzodlin created matter seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomzodlin, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomzodlin, he will not care at all.

Fomzodlin's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Fomzodlin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not utter prayers while touching nickel.

2. Do not wear magenta clothing.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not eat peas.