Fadcadhom is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, compassionate swallow.

Fadcadhom created the solar system five million years ago.

If you believe in Fadcadhom, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fadcadhom, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Fadcadhom's most sacred site is Vambupet in India.

Fadcadhom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about ribonucleic acid.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Fadcadhom.

5. Pray only in moonlight.