Pomwoncap is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, merciful penguin.

Pomwoncap created the planet Earth two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pomwoncap, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Pomwoncap, she will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pomwoncap's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.

Pomwoncap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during autumn.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Remain bowed during prayer.

4. Do not drink water in purple rooms.

5. Never discuss deoxyribonucleic acid in public assemblies.