Ortrottetti is a god.

She takes the form of a small, fussy frog.

Ortrottetti created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Ortrottetti, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Ortrottetti, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ortrottetti's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Ortrottetti's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during days of mourning.

2. Do not place corn upon stone.

3. Always help sick hamsters.

4. Do not consume turnips at dawn.

5. Respect your elders.