Mabnutsis is a god.

It takes the form of a four thousand metre long, omnipotent shark.

Mabnutsis created gold seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mabnutsis, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Mabnutsis, it will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Mabnutsis' most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Mabnutsis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Never hurt doves.

3. Always remove shorts before touching silicon.

4. Never talk about dark energy near ants while wearing yellow trousers and balancing three gold spheres on your head.

5. Hide if four nematodes approach from the west.