Pibweegep is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, able salamander.

Pibweegep created the planet Mars three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pibweegep, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pibweegep, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Pibweegep's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Pibweegep's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Do not travel during winter.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pibweegep.