Taryarltig is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, awesome elephant.

Taryarltig created the cosmos six billion years ago.

If you believe in Taryarltig, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Taryarltig, she will make you grow a tail.

Taryarltig's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Taryarltig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not gather at wells at dawn.

2. Erect a large iron sculpture of Taryarltig on top of all buildings.

3. Never discuss enzymes in public assemblies.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always wear plain boots during rituals.