Bunsandcad is a god.

He takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident seal.

Bunsandcad created bats eight million years ago.

If you believe in Bunsandcad, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Bunsandcad, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Bunsandcad's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Bunsandcad's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain purity during holy days.

2. Always cleanse your hands after touching gold.

3. Never bounce near turtles.

4. Never hop in the presence of elders.

5. Always act with humility when addressing strangers.