Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, ruthless cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee created a down quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee, she will destroy your home planet.

Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Dunnardutbunjatdanbadwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt seals.

2. Never skip in the presence of rats.

3. Do not gather at wells at midday.

4. Never travel toward the west during summer.

5. Never pour water over plants.