Libfigtipgar is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, confident hyena.

Libfigtipgar created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Libfigtipgar, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Libfigtipgar, it will ignore you and hope you go away.

Libfigtipgar's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Libfigtipgar's Holy Commandments

1. Put Libfigtipgar first in all things.

2. Never talk about dark matter near great tits while wearing green trousers.

3. Never mark doors with white.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of gold.

5. Do not record numbers concerning comets.