Yimmilflighon is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, fussy horse.

Yimmilflighon created the universe nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimmilflighon, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Yimmilflighon, she will curse you with boils.

Yimmilflighon's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Yimmilflighon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare peanuts while wearing shorts.

2. Never mention frogs.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Always face the east before speaking sacred words.