Honstanart is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, all-knowing fairy.

Honstanart created the planet Jupiter four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Honstanart, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Honstanart, she will turn you into a giant slug.

Honstanart's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Honstanart's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed bananas to gulls while wearing black corsets.

2. Erect a giant violet sculpture of Honstanart in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not speak about grapes.

4. Always help dolphins.

5. Never play with disobedient children.