Xemgilont is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, witty meerkat.

Xemgilont created a top quark three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Xemgilont, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Xemgilont, she will not care.

Xemgilont's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Xemgilont's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during autumn.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Never speak of chaos in the presence of strangers.

4. Never allow frogs to sleep beneath your roof.

5. Do not eat figs.