Mutflabbadvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, competent penguin.

Mutflabbadvonk created the Andromeda Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutflabbadvonk, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Mutflabbadvonk, it will strike you with lightening.

Mutflabbadvonk's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Mutflabbadvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. You must love Mutflabbadvonk.

3. Do not name children after aardvarks.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate ants.

5. Do not listen to music.